Vanity strikes again

I run a Google vanity alert - that is, Google mails me when it finds something new about Roger Shepherd on the interweb. Today I got a message titled "MEET CALMED AND FRIENDLY ROGER -SHEPHERD" taken from Craigslist. It went on "/HUSKY MIX– 1 YEAR-OLD" and then said:

"Roger was wondering in the parking lot of a Fiesta store in a impoverished neighborhood in Northeast Houston. He is a cattle dog/shepherd mix, is approx 1 year old and weighs around 40lbs. It seems he has had a rough life because has several scars and bruises. However, he is very affectionate and enjoys the companion of people, he keeps wagging the tail every time you look at him. Also, he gets along with dogs of all sizes."

Wrong Roger. This one doesn't get along with many dogs of any size.